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- Goose
- n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some
occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various
degrees of the bird’s intellectual energies and emotional character,
so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person
called an “author,” there results a very fair and accurate transcript
of the fowl’s thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as
discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found
to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be
very great geese indeed.

- Limbaugh, Rush
- 1. a clinical dietitian whose has advanced a fantastically successful theory of weight-loss, being prescription narcotics block appetite every bit as effectively as heroin and opium; more at pill-popper.
- 2. a philosopher who has proposed an enlightened theory of segregation, namely black drug abusers in prison, white drug abusers on the radio.
see also radio disc jockey.

- cynical
- 1. indispensable.
- 2. extremely interesting.
- 3. original.
- 4. possessed of insight.
- 5. wearing a prescription of truth-colored glasses.

- yoke
- 1. incentive stock options.
- 2. the welfare of the children.
- 3. your sponsor’s pager number.

- vagitarian
- one who subsists primarily upon Crassostrea virginica or Crassostrea gigas barbatus.
see also radio disc jockey.