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- sex
- an act which one never has to admit to unless it’s caught on video tape, or on plus-sized blue rayon.
- Ultimatum
- n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to
concessions.
Having received an ultimatum from Austria, the Turkish Ministry
met to consider it.
“O servant of the Prophet,” said the Sheik of the Imperial Chibouk
to the Mamoosh of the Invincible Army, “how many unconquerable
soldiers have we in arms?”
“Upholder of the Faith,” that dignitary replied after examining
his memoranda, “they are in numbers as the leaves of the forest!”
“And how many impenetrable battleships strike terror to the hearts
of all Christian swine?” he asked the Imaum of the Ever Victorious
Navy.
“Uncle of the Full Moon,” was the reply, “deign to know that they
are as the waves of the ocean, the sands of the desert and the stars
of Heaven!”
For eight hours the broad brow of the Sheik of the Imperial
Chibouk was corrugated with evidences of deep thought: he was
calculating the chances of war. Then, “Sons of angels,” he said, “the
die is cast! I shall suggest to the Ulema of the Imperial Ear that he
advise inaction. In the name of Allah, the council is adjourned.”
- natural selection
- 1. a choice that comes naturally; e.g., death before disco.
- 2. a theory proposed in 1859 by the son of a preacher man; yes he was, he was, oh, yes he was.
more at evolution.
- vitriol
- rancor; bitterness; charisma.
- Heaven
- n. A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with
talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention
while you expound your own.
more at evolution.