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The Open Devil’s Dictionary

The Devil’s Dictionary

Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™
copy machine
1. a device which capitalizes on unoriginality.
2. the exact opposite of a printing press, molded of plastic and reeking of toxins.
3. a dispenser of wasted paper smeared with legal jargon, advertisements and lost love sentiments.
4. a tool of sophisticated inconvenience, made to sustain recycling business of its place in society.
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baby
the generic term for the brand name Bundle of Joy™—the active ingredients of this product include: screams, green feces, and urine stained shirts; the inactive ingredient being, of course, joy.
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Viagra
1. the beginning of the end of human existence; a way to trick evolution into destroying through genetics what warmongers could not destroy through the splitting of the atom; the trump card of phallocentricity; alt spellings, viarga, vi@gr@, v-i-a-g-r-a, and so on.
2. a potion meant to save humanity from an apparently imminent extinction brought about by the flagging frequency of sexual intercourse between senior citizens.
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trade
to exchange differing commodities of equal value—as Quantum Physics teaches us, there are no equal values, even at the atomic level, we must conclude that to trade is to cheat.
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American
1. singular: consumer; plural: chattel.
2. flag waver or alternately a flag burner, depending on the weather and fashion of the day.