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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Acquaintance
n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
Actually
adv. Perhaps; possibly.
Adage
n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.
Adamant
n. A mineral frequently found beneath a corset. Soluble in solicitate of gold.
Adder
n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
Adherent
n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
Administration
n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.
Admiral
n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the thinking.
Admiration
n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.

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