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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Encomiast
n. A special (but not particular) kind of liar.
End
n. The position farthest removed on either hand from the Interlocutor.
  The man was perishing apace
      Who played the tambourine;
  The seal of death was on his face —
      ’Twas pallid, for ’twas clean.
  “This is the end,” the sick man said
      In faint and failing tones.
  A moment later he was dead,
      And Tambourine was Bones.
Tinley Roquot
Enough
pro. All there is in the world if you like it.
  Enough is as good as a feast — for that matter
  Enougher’s as good as a feast for the platter.
Arbely C. Strunk
Entertainment
n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.
Enthusiasm
n. A distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience. Byron, who recovered long enough to call it “entuzy-muzy,” had a relapse, which carried him off — to Missolonghi.
Envelope
n. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.
Envy
n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
Epaulet
n. An ornamented badge, serving to distinguish a military officer from the enemy — that is to say, from the officer of lower rank to whom his death would give promotion.
Epicure
n. An opponent of Epicurus, an abstemious philosopher who, holding that pleasure should be the chief aim of man, wasted no time in gratification from the senses.

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