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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Offensive
adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its enemy. “Were the enemy’s tactics offensive?” the king asked. “I should say so!” replied the unsuccessful general. “The blackguard wouldn’t come out of his works!”
Old
adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an old man. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an old book.
  “Old books? The devil take them!” Goby said.
  “Fresh every day must be my books and bread.”
  Nature herself approves the Goby rule
  And gives us every moment a fresh fool.
Harley Shum
Oleaginous
adj. Oily, smooth, sleek. Disraeli once described the manner of Bishop Wilberforce as “unctuous, oleaginous, saponaceous.” And the good prelate was ever afterward known as Soapy Sam. For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.
Olympian
adj. Relating to a mountain in Thessaly, once inhabited by gods, now a repository of yellowing newspapers, beer bottles and mutilated sardine cans, attesting the presence of the tourist and his appetite.
  His name the smirking tourist scrawls
  Upon Minerva’s temple walls,
  Where thundered once Olympian Zeus,
  And marks his appetite’s abuse.
Averil Joop
Omen
n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.
Once
adv. Enough.
Opera
n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes. All acting is simulation, and the word simulation is from simia, an ape; but in opera the actor takes for his model Simia audibilis (or Pithecanthropos stentor) — the ape that howls.
  The actor apes a man — at least in shape;
  The opera performer apes and ape.
Opiate
n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
Opportunity
n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

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