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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Reading
n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in “dialect” and humor in slang.
  We know by one’s reading
  His learning and breeding;
  By what draws his laughter
  We know his Hereafter.
  Read nothing, laugh never —
  The Sphinx was less clever!
Jupiter Muke
Realism
n. The art of depicting nature as it is seen by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
Reality
n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.
Really
adv. Apparently.
Rear
n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
Reason
n. Propensitate of prejudice.
Reasonable
adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion.
Rebel
n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.
Recollect
v. To recall with additions something not previously known.

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