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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Babe or Baby
n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf.
          Ere babes were invented
          The girls were contended.
          Now man is tormented
  Until to buy babes he has squandered
  His money. And so I have pondered
          This thing, and thought may be
          ’T were better that Baby
  The First had been eagled or condored.
Ro Amil