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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Fiddle
n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse’s tail on the entrails of a cat.
  To Rome said Nero: “If to smoke you turn
  I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn.”
  To Nero Rome replied: “Pray do your worst,
  ’Tis my excuse that you were fiddling first.”
Orm Pludge