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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Gnu
n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.
  A hunter from Kew caught a distant view
      Of a peacefully meditative gnu,
  And he said: “I’ll pursue, and my hands imbrue
      In its blood at a closer interview.”
  But that beast did ensue and the hunter it threw
      O’er the top of a palm that adjacent grew;
  And he said as he flew: “It is well I withdrew
      Ere, losing my temper, I wickedly slew
      That really meritorious gnu.”
Jarn Leffer