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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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King
n. A male person commonly known in America as a “crowned head,” although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
  A king, in times long, long gone by,
      Said to his lazy jester:
  ”If I were you and you were I
  My moments merrily would fly —
      Nor care nor grief to pester.”
  “The reason, Sire, that you would thrive,”
      The fool said — “if you’ll hear it —
  Is that of all the fools alive
  Who own you for their sovereign, I’ve
      The most forgiving spirit.”
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