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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Law
n.
  Once Law was sitting on the bench,
      And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
  “Clear out!” he cried, “disordered wench!
      Nor come before me creeping.
  Upon your knees if you appear,
  ’Tis plain your have no standing here.”
  Then Justice came. His Honor cried:
      ”Your status? — devil seize you!”
  ”Amica curiae,” she replied —
      “Friend of the court, so please you.”
  “Begone!” he shouted — “there’s the door —
  I never saw your face before!”
G.J.