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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Peace
n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
  O, what’s the loud uproar assailing
      Mine ears without cease?
  ’Tis the voice of the hopeful, all-hailing
      The horrors of peace.
  Ah, Peace Universal; they woo it —
      Would marry it, too.
  If only they knew how to do it
      ’Twere easy to do.
  They’re working by night and by day
      On their problem, like moles.
  Have mercy, O Heaven, I pray,
      On their meddlesome souls!
Ro Amil