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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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President
n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom — and of whom only — it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
  If that’s an honor surely ’tis a greater
  To have been a simple and undamned spectator.
  Behold in me a man of mark and note
  Whom no elector e’er denied a vote! —
  An undiscredited, unhooted gent
  Who might, for all we know, be President
  By acclimation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer —
  I’m passing with a wide and open ear!
Jonathan Fomry