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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Responsibility
n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
  Alas, things ain’t what we should see
  If Eve had let that apple be;
  And many a feller which had ought
  To set with monarchses of thought,
  Or play some rosy little game
  With battle-chaps on fields of fame,
  Is downed by his unlucky star
  And hollers: “Peanuts! — here you are!”
“The Sturdy Beggar”