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The Devil’s Dictionary

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The Devil’s Dictionary

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Wall Street
n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven. Even the great and good Andrew Carnegie has made his profession of faith in the matter.
  Carnegie the dauntless has uttered his call
  To battle: “The brokers are parasites all!”
  Carnegie, Carnegie, you’ll never prevail;
  Keep the wind of your slogan to belly your sail,
  Go back to your isle of perpetual brume,
  Silence your pibroch, doff tartan and plume:
  Ben Lomond is calling his son from the fray —
  Fly, fly from the region of Wall Street away!
  While still you’re possessed of a single baubee
  (I wish it were pledged to endowment of me)
  ’Twere wise to retreat from the wars of finance
  Lest its value decline ere your credit advance.
  For a man ’twixt a king of finance and the sea,
  Carnegie, Carnegie, your tongue is too free!
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