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The Devil’s Dictionary 2.0

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The Devil’s Dictionary 2.0

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schedule
A fairy tale with a happy ending, told by the optimistic to the ignorant.
“I see the schedule says we ship next week — good, good.”
secure
Completely free of officially documented security holes, and with fewer than a dozen actual exploits.
“Windows is finally secure!”
Semantic Web
An attempt to apply the Dewey Decimal system to an orgy.
server
One who must be served.
Slashdot
To test, experimentally, what an infinite number of typing monkeys will produce. See also USENET.
social software
Any arbitrary collection of algorithms, protocols and metadata that allows friendless agoraphobics to pretend otherwise.
“I’m having trouble deciding which node in my social software network I’m going to ask to the e-prom.”
standard build
A system of maintenance whereby all computers in an environment are kept equally disfunctional.
sunshine
Nuclear radiation, meaning it will kill you.
“Sunshine! Noooooo!”

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