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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

Daily Definitions for 24 May 2012

nuclear bomb
the most destructive force created thus far by mankind, excepting journalism.
cynic
1. a pragmatist.
2. a tired or decrepit romantic.
3. an arrogant, often verbose and pedantic wash-out.
4. one not quite cynical enough to write for majenta.
regret
1. the gift that keeps giving.
2. the main stock in the larder of most ants and many fewer grasshoppers.
3. the aftertaste of anticipation.
womb
Paradise lost and only too infrequently regained.

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