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Daily Definitions for 3 September 2010
- white man
- 1. the Devil.
- 2. an off-brand, generic human being.
compare with black person. - weight lifter
- a 98lb weakling encased in creatine, ephedra, and the stink of inadequacy.
see also body builder. - random search
- 1. in airports, the periodical bag and body search, with accompanying high doses of bone piercing X-rays, which happens to fall on people of ethnicity or those dressed unconventionally with an astronomical consistency which is now being used by statisticians to prove modern theories which would seem to indicate that you bureaucratic security fucks are a bunch of slithering fucking liars.
- 2. on the highway, a search of a man and his vehicle if he has a broken tail-light and is also unfortunate enough to be black or have longish hair.
- IT
- 1. not just it, nor It, but IT; the thing that must not be named.
- 2. Cthulhu.
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