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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

Daily Definitions for 6 February 2012

racist
one who races.
cable
a vacuum for time and intellect based on the philosophy of power in numbers—that more channels equals superior selections.
tenacious
1. a telemarketer whose commissions have fallen off.
2. a telemarketer with a drug habit.
3. a telemarketer with a mortgage.
thought police
an expression meaning a poor initial idea; e.g., “She saw her neighbor being attacked and she thought police, but thought better of it and had a good chuckle.”

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