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Daily Definitions for 12 March 2010
- cherry
- a type of extremely expensive berry which grows in the lowland scrub of all continents; its dearness due to the fact that it is almost always picked too early or left to rot between the branches.
- tired
- 1. a dangerous deficiency of caffeine in one’s bloodstream.
- 2. radio; television; the Internet; see also email.
- 3. movies based on previous films, novels based on previous books, and especially works of non-fiction directly taken from the dust bins and WC magazine racks of history.
- 4. self-referential comedy.
- 5. self-deprecation.
- protect
- 1. to act with the awareness of one’s temporary need for another.
- 2. a governmental term meaning to frighten into hiding and spending; also, protect and serve, wherein the conclusion to the fright and credit debt is being served with a warrant for one’s arrest.
- Limbaugh, Rush
- 1. a clinical dietitian whose has advanced a fantastically successful theory of weight-loss, being prescription narcotics block appetite every bit as effectively as heroin and opium; more at pill-popper.
- 2. a philosopher who has proposed an enlightened theory of segregation, namely black drug abusers in prison, white drug abusers on the radio.
see also radio disc jockey.
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