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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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CIA
Central Intelligence Agency, the altruists of the espionage game, the CIA has graciously shared training, drug funds, and munitions with many under-privileged nations like Afghanistan, Jordan, Honduras, and our good friends from Saudi Arabia.
circumcised
peeled.
circumcision
the original cosmetic surgery.
civic
for sale; not yet sold.
civility
1. to act in a human or humanistic manner; to err.
2. not to lisp while you say, “Oh, pardon me,” day-in and day-out.
clambake
1. an unappealing situation.
2. a sorority party.
clever
the harshest word thus far found in the critique of poetry.
more at interesting.
cleverness
that which is desirable in a child, necessary in an inventor, loathed in a co-worker, and feared in an enemy.
clinical depression
1. what any mild bipolar disorder becomes as soon as it’s pointed out as a treatable problem.
2. the emotional state induced through employment in the health care industry.

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