The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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D3
- deliberate
- v, to return a country to self-rule.
- deliverable
- a business term meaning a package or packet of drugs small enough to be concealed and carried by one person.
- deluded
- adj, describing one who has never held a minimum wage job.
- demand
- a commonly prescribed remedy for the great blight of supply.
- Democracy
- a form of government based on the theory that four people cannot possibly be right about something if they disagree with six others.
- Democrat
- 1. an American Communist.
- 2. one who practices bestiality, witchcraft, and sponsors public pornography; a drug user; alt spelling, Demoncrat.
compare with Republican. - demonic
- 1. describing one who engages in activities or thoughts outside or not represented in the mainstream, i.e., anything that isn’t on network television between 7 and 10 p.m. EST.
- 2. describing one who nails animals to doors—or eats the organ meat of one’s best friends—to summon demons.
- denial
- 1. cowardice.
- 2. an inability to function in the real world; escapism; refusal to believe facts, often prompted by drugs, alcohol, cheap sex or other vices; the lowest form of dishonesty—lying to oneself.
see also lie. - 3. a really, really, really nice break.
- dentist
- a sadist and blackmailer with a “medical” degree.