The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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E2
- 1. a hot new communication tool poised to overthrow the mass media’s dull monarchy over humanity.
- 2. a chance at writing several people the same message, showing them the same picture; form-letter 2.0.
- 3. a sickeningly blatant glance at the lack of imagination which plagues the vast majority; a mirror.
- 4. a friendly yet insistent sales pitch; an advertisement.
- 5. an inescapable convenience in Hell; a torture device.
- Emancipation Proclamation, the
- an apple and a roadmap given to black Americans, as a 1863 New Year’s gift, by Abraham Lincoln.
- emasculating
- 1. eating dinner with one’s mother and spouse simultaneously.
- 2. eating dinner with either one’s mother or spouse.
more at vagina dentata. - embezzle
- to vote oneself a raise without interference from the employer; this technique is practiced semi-annually by the American Congress.
- emigrant
- an individual suffering from severe green-green color-blindness.
- Eminent Domain
- the come around of Manifest Destiny’s having gone around; a favorite punchline around the water cooler of the Happy Hunting Grounds.
see also Manifest Destiny and private property. - emoticon
- 1. a wide range of refined emotions expressed via the click of a button; authorship; originality; what Robert Frost was referring to in his poem, “The Road Less
.” - 2. baby-talk for Systems Analysts.
- 3. sheer yellow faced, twisty mouthed genius; the world-language to be; a long awaited return from the consequences of the Tower of Babel; world-peace; utopia.
- emotions
- 1. what men are criticized harshly for failing to show in a timely and accurate manner.
- 2. what men are crucified for, daily, for showing in any manner.
- 3. woman’s answer to the boxing ring.
- 4. what all of the seven deadly sins are derived from in some fashion.
- emptiness
- the hangover of particularly strong satisfaction.