The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- eschew
- Gesundheit.
- espresso
- 1. a word from a language which has no “x;” alt spelling, expresso.
- 2. the only healthy and socially approved vice left in the world.
- 3. a carcinogenic goo sipped exclusively by beatniks and foreigners.
- estrogen
- a strangely addictive chemical dispensed by kisses and, or, cruelty; inciting terms such as “sweetie,” “darling,” and “fucking whore” from the addict.
- etc
- abrv, et cetera, Latin for and so on, more; a simple term which one would think the spelling of would lead to a clear pattern of pronunciation in all but the most dim; one would be wrong.
- ethics
- the discipline concerning what is good and what is bad and who is watching.
- EU
- European Union; Asia’s best economic hope.
- Euro
- €, experimental currency designed to plumb the depths of wealth provided by Socialism.
- Evil
- 1. oh, dear… how many bytes does your ISP allow you to download in a day?
- 2. [literally] administrative, legal, or governmental by trade.
- 3. neutral; having a natural indifference toward other persons’ affairs; unwilling to gossip for social power.
- 4. honest and unafraid; upright; carrying no hidden agenda and wishing harm upon no one.
- 5. for Evil described in brief: grab a mirror, Sport.
- 6. for Evil described at length, see the Agni Purana, the Quran, the Talmud, the Torah, the Bhagavad Gita, the Book of Kells, the I Ching, the Tao Te Ching, and especially the Bible.
- evil
- pejorative for unproductive.