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- feminism
- enlightened pursuit of equity by women.
compare with masculism. - feminist
- 1. one who takes sides.
- 2. a fish without ambition in regard to the Tour de France.
- 3. humorless; without joy.
- Feng Shui
- 1. expensive Chinese fertilizer.
- 2. Mandarin for “Sinophilic pansy.”
- fib
- the act of describing one’s motives after viewing potential consequences of one’s actions.
- fickle
- the chief quality by which we can recognize the Muse responsible for the dispensation of choice punchlines.
- fickleness
- a woman’s prerogative, along with proper pronunciation apparently.
- fight
- 1. n, a calm discussion consisting of at least forty percent utter silence.
- 2. v, to stand up boldly at the face of tremendous opposition; to complain.
- 3. archaic, a relatively fair match in hand to hand combat brought on by a drunken dispute ranging from noble to forgettable, and resulting in anything from a bloody nose to internal bleeding and plastic surgery.
- final exam
- the professor’s chance to express his or her opinion of your opinions—the degree to which they coincide is measured in alphabetical order.
- financial aid
- a government program which judges the dollar value of a student by exactly how unable he or she is to make money.