The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- fire
- the gift of Prometheus, opening the road to all human progress—as with all great gifts given without expectation of repayment the giver was rewarded in kind; by being chained down and having his liver torn out daily for eternity.
- first date
- 1. American usage: petting.
- 2. Swedish usage: intercourse, golden showers, anal penetration, et cetera.
- 3. French usage: oral sex.
- fishing
- asking for it.
- fix
- to solve a problem with the application of heroin.
compare to quick fix. - flag
- kindling.
- flamer
- one who starts flame wars.
- flexibility
- 1. for a groom, a quality which is most desirable in a bride.
- 2. for a corporation, a quality which is most desirable in an employee.
- flirtation
- 1. social equivalent to a feint in boxing; a set-up punch.
- 2. a smokey glance from someone at the next table which seems to whisper, “You should’ve killed yourself that night.”
- flour
- a gynecological tool which aids in the targeting and acquisition of the prize when working with a plus-sized subject.