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- ga-ga
- 1. the first and only words out of an infantile cartoon character.
- 2. how too many women feel about Mickey Rourke.
- gag
- 1. to bind the mouth of another, usually with the intention of silencing him or her.
- 2. an action or expression meant to be amusing.
- 3. all of the above.
- game
- gang
- 1. a small to large sized government body whose jurisdiction covers a couple of street corners and lasts until the police come and lay everybody down or send them scattering in every direction.
- 2. one of several to hundreds of uncooperative cliques per stagnant city; the cooperation of which any changes in such a city would decidedly depend upon.
- garnish
- descriptive noun referring to any blond on the stage or screen.
- Gates, Bill
- 1. an ambitious man whose lack of personality at all times counterbalances his net worth.
- 2. a successful businessman whose creative achievements carry a lot more zeros than ones.
- 3. a cheap pair of glasses in front of a masterful criminal mind; a hundred-fifteen pound twit smiling while he shafts you or drives drunk; a poorly endowed buggering geek or jerk-off; every computer programmer’s Daddy.
- gay
- 1. happy; joyful; more at queer.
- 2. Hindu cinema; see also Bollywood.
- geld
- a crucial step in domestication as well as gentrification; also, to fix.
- generalization
- the ultimate act of promotion; either for a military officer or an idea.