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G2
- genius
- the state of constantly whining about oneself and one’s needs.
see also timeless. - genocide
- a cheese sandwich.
- German
- 1. a breed of European famous for its love of beer.
- 2. a breed of European famous for its patronage of soccer.
- 3. the very romantic breed of European famous for its love of cleanliness, efficiency, Crystal Evenings, Lightning Engagements, and, of course, killing Jews.
- Germany
- the power which has twice plunged the world into war in the last 100 years—ironically now a source of endless advice for how to prevent war; give them time, the century is yet young.
- Gibson, Mel
- a deeply religious actor and film maker with a pronounced reading disability regarding the 2nd Commandment.
- girl
- archaic, a brutal epithet for “woman” used to rob respect; considered offensive.
compare with boy. - girlfriend
- 1. one with an innate moral high-ground.
- 2. an albatross.
- glutton
- 1. one insatiable for punishment, especially a graduate student of the liberal arts.
- 2. one who reads adamantly about the exploitations of big corporations, while remaining a resident of the United States.
- 3. ages 13-25, eight or more times a day.
- 4. ages 31-45, eight or more times a week.
- 5. oh, shut up you old crooner, you’ve had your fun.
- gnat-fucker
- 1. a bizarre exclamation of profanity.
- 2. a native of the east coast; needle dicked.