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Gnu
a type of animal which yields such tough meat, such coarse pelts, and such a large amount of dung as to be unfit for consumption, textiles, and even husbandry; it must be conceded however that the copious droppings create a fertile soil wherever the animal is found.
goaté
a style of facial hair, reminiscent of a goat, worn by Communists, self-declared poets, and other Fascists.
God
1. an expression of sexual pleasure.
2. an expression of frustration.
3. an expression of disgust for the majuscule version of the term.
Godwin’s law
an adage demonstrating that no one born after Jane Fonda flirted with a career as a DJ in 1972 is aware that Mao and Stalin ended 12 times more lives than Hitler.
gold digger
a miner of wallets; a socialite claim-jumper; a panty-panner.
good
[this space for hire]
goofball
a term for barbiturate created so that addicts would be able to correctly spell their addiction on the clinic forms.
Google
1. v, to dribble goo; e.g., “When surfing for porn he began to google;” related term: googlewhack.
2. the only friend this website has; Google is a trademark of Google, Inc.
gothic
lifestyle of the bitch and tasteless.

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