The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- hater
- a manipulative criticism against the critics wise to one’s manipulative tactics; the equivalent of saying, “You are,” in a sandbox twice in a row before the other kid has actually said anything.
- HDTV
- a drug oriented cable access show that’s been canceled.
- heart
- 1. a palpitating vessel in the chest area of many living creatures, which over time and use decreases substantially in strength and relevance.
- 2. an offering of another’s generosity to oneself, as in, “Have a heart.”
- 3. a crucial organ associated with happiness and well-being, the decay of which can be measured approximately by glancing back at the dreams in one’s recent past, and then mulling over, repeatedly, one’s current, mind-numbing inability to raise a finger to change the situation.
- heathen
- one of the early or primitive races of man, so spiritually backward as to pray out of doors and fabricate idols from materials far inferior to Carrera marble.
- heavy metal
- what was considered by parents to be non-musical and dangerous before rap came along.
- Hell
- 1. a fictitious land in Christian mythology of eternal punishment and torment.
- 2. Los Angeles.
- 3. a place of perpetual certainty; e.g., sure as hell; when hell freezes over.
- 4. Detroit.
- 5. the final destination of all political inroads.
- 6. Sacramento’s Greyhound bus depot.
- helpful
- 1. unconscious.
- 2. easy.
- 3. forgetful.
- hero
- a word which clearly demonstrates the evolutionary action of single point mutation.
- heroic
- that which, through positive excellence, implicates others of positive lack; antonym, you.