The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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H3
- heroin
- a substance which if God made anything better would have to destroy you even faster.
- heroin addict
- a musician; also an entertainer without either a social calendar or money for good coke.
- heroine
- the counter stereotype of the dated male hero; a powerful woman capable of saving a vulnerable, defenseless, or otherwise pitiable male character at the crucial point of some grievous experience or circumstance, e.g., heroin.
- hide
- the part of one’s body which is most often pale, therefore in need of tanning.
- high
- 1. the position of being elevated, sometimes tremendously, above a sheet of concrete.
- 2. the state of intoxication which effectively removes one from directly perceiving reality.
- 3. happy; fulfilled; joyous.
- high school
- 1. a three to four year training camp in pandering to mob rule.
- 2. pre-secondary school, post-playground.
- 3. the never never land of teenage potheads.
- hippy
- 1. anyone who names a child something not found in the Bible.
- 2. a dedicated Communist, minus any possible work ethic or hygienic awareness.
- historian
- one who studies the passed.
- history
- a literary genre characterized by its liberal usage of symmetry.