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I5
- Iraq
- the new entrant in the Domino for the Decade Pageant; past winners include Vietnam and Korea, with honorable mention going to Iran.
- Irishman
- A Scotsman from the isle of Eire.
- irrationality
- a quality which is feared in love, abhorred in politics, tolerated in the workplace, and revered upon the Sabbath.
- Islamic militant
- a type of violent fanatic who will use any means at his or her disposal toward his or her ends, including terrorism, rape, arson, the murder of children, the training of children to murder, the sacrifice of children, ad nauseam; the Islamic militant differs primarily from other flavors of militant fanatics in that it is Islamic.
- ISP
- Inevitable Sucker Punch; Insane Service Premium; Instant Sales Plan; IT Sucks Peckers; Initially Sort-of Performed; It Spams Perpetually; and so on.
- Israel
- West Palestine.
- IT
- 1. not just it, nor It, but IT; the thing that must not be named.
- 2. Cthulhu.
- IUD
- 1. a torture device invented to counter the liberation of women from bras.
- 2. any male sex organ in excess of 11 inches.
- 3. car keys.