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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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Jack Daniel’s
a popular American whiskey from the state of Tennessee named for its original proprietor who—like so many vendors of extra-legal luxury commodities today—entered his trade at 13 years of age.
see also breakfast.
Jackson, Michael
the rather talented but unfortunate combination of Jerry Lee Lewis and Nijinsky.
jailbait
a type of wriggling pink creature which can make even the hook of a state penitentiary seem a fine dish.
Japan
land of the rising sun and the setting sense of self.
Japanese Patent Officer
1. a minor devil; a demon.
2. a running gag.
3. a man who would rather take his life than pay his bill.
jarhead
an epithet generally directed at those who habitually shave their heads to resemble the top of a jar; a Marine.
compare to raghead.
java
1. nonsense, hipster slang for coffee.
2. nonsense, hipster slang for programming.
more at fad.
jazz
1. an African American musician’s insufficient check.
2. a white musician’s insufficient jizm.
jealousy
1. the first step toward understanding your true and lasting place in the world.
2. the act of checking, by eye or subtle pen-mark, the level of one’s household tube of K-Y Jelly.

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