The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- Jack Daniel’s
- a popular American whiskey from the state of Tennessee named for its original proprietor who—like so many vendors of extra-legal luxury commodities today—entered his trade at 13 years of age.
see also breakfast. - Jackson, Michael
- the rather talented but unfortunate combination of Jerry Lee Lewis and Nijinsky.
- jailbait
- a type of wriggling pink creature which can make even the hook of a state penitentiary seem a fine dish.
- Japan
- land of the rising sun and the setting sense of self.
- Japanese Patent Officer
- 1. a minor devil; a demon.
- 2. a running gag.
- 3. a man who would rather take his life than pay his bill.
- jarhead
- an epithet generally directed at those who habitually shave their heads to resemble the top of a jar; a Marine.
compare to raghead. - java
- 1. nonsense, hipster slang for coffee.
- 2. nonsense, hipster slang for programming.
more at fad. - jazz
- 1. an African American musician’s insufficient check.
- 2. a white musician’s insufficient jizm.
- jealousy
- 1. the first step toward understanding your true and lasting place in the world.
- 2. the act of checking, by eye or subtle pen-mark, the level of one’s household tube of K-Y Jelly.