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K
- K
- 33% of the way to Georgia from California.
- kangaroo
- see xylophone.
- Kansas
- 34th American state, its name taken from the Kiowa word for “flaming sack of buffalo shit which threatens to drag down entire tribe.”
- Kant, Emmanuel
- a philosopher whose followers are often called after their master as a compliment for how well they emulate his suppositions, e.g., “That bloke is a right Kant.”
- karma
- 1. the persistent accrual of universal good or ill-will toward one via one’s ability to exaggerate or conceal the same.
- 2. every trip to the shower during a child-molestor’s stay at a maximum security incarceration facility.
- Kerry, John
- a man who marches in protest, writes in protest, and speaks in protest against war and its ugly accidents, such as baby killing; methinks the Senator doth protest too much.
- kidney stone
- an old, hardened kidney to be used as a projectile, especially in Medieval warfare.
- kike
- a Jewish [Yiddish] word for another, especially poorer, Jew; an unfortunate manifestation of karma.
- killing
- a strongly pronounced success in a venture—usually expressed, “to make a killing”—in various areas from the stock market to a relationship.