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K2
- kind
- 1. dishonest.
- 2. scheming.
- 3. horny.
- King, Martin Luther, Jr
- 1. a man of tremendous clarity, charisma, and wisdom who implored humans to judge each other based on their characters which has somehow come to be interpreted as meaning, “100 years of handouts won’t be enough.”
- 2. in cities, the boulevard which acts as a dividing line conveniently alerting rich people where not to go.
- King, Stephen
- 1. a prolific prate.
- 2. a prate prolific.
- KKK
- see Ku Klux Klan.
- knowledge
- 1. the first taste of the first bite, everything that follows is referred to as surfeit.
- 2. an unpleasant blockage separating Man from paradise.
- kooky
- a zany way to write “wacky.”
- Kool-Aid®
- 1. a sweetened chemical solvent for lysergic acid diethylamide.
- 2. a sweetened chemical solvent for cyanide.
- 3. the direct object in the title of an impending Kraft Foodservice lawsuit threatening to remove this superb website from active service.
- 4. oh, yeah!
- Koran
- see Quran.
- Korea, North
- common name for the People’s Democratic Republic of Korea (KPRD, sometimes PDRK); a nation which has deftly addressed the aviary of persistent food shortages and population problems with a single stone.
see also South Korea.