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- lamprey
- 1. an animal that spends its life sucking—but in a bad way.
- 2. a similar type of higher mammal which must suck for sustenance; this species is most often observed at casting calls and in deserted board rooms.
- largesse
- generosity in giving; e.g., “Jennifer Lopez’s charity work shows her largesse.”
- late fee
- a price one must occasionally pay to one’s bill-collectors for the privilege of having one’s payday scheduled by his employer.
- latté
- espresso for girls.
see also, espresso. - law
- with banking and medicine one of the three crown jewels of Judaism.
- law of the jungle, the
- an all-purpose, appeal-proof statute which codifies everything from the proper time and place for flinging feces to the sixteen best reasons to kill; the legislation is remarkable especially because it was written using only the letters c, g, a, and t.
- lawsuit
- how those with something to lose settle a dispute.
- leper
- a musician who expects to be paid.
- lesbian
- 1. a beautiful, gracious, sexy, intelligent woman who has made a devastatingly poor lifestyle choice.
- 2. an unappealing, clumsy, dim woman with hygiene issues who has made an enlightened lifestyle choice.