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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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longing
1. having a lack of appreciation for one’s current environment, however shitty.
2. a sure sign of the ability to distinguish colors, especially shades of green.
Los Angeles
1. Magic Mountain.
2. Disneyland.
3. a bigger dick waiting to break off in your naive little “I think I want to be in show business” mumbling ass than you can possibly imagine.
see Hell.
lottery
a tax on stupidity.
love
descriptive n, a state of perpetual apology; enfeebled.
love-letter
evidence.
Lowest Common Denominator
1. a philosophical expression which tries to capture the best sentiment mankind contains—no one gets left behind—but ends up necessitating its opposite: everyone will have to be.
2. all compromise.
loyal
1. repaying ashes with timber; foolish; shamed.
see also faith.
2. whooped.
ludicrous
business term meaning “temptingly plausible.”
lunch
what people in California are claiming to be doing while running around on one another shamelessly.
see also breakfast and dinner.

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