The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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M
- M
- 1. a “W” very madly in love; a dizzy “W.”
- 2. a dead “W;” e.g., “President M.”
- Mad Cow Disease
- 1. evidence toward a shocking revelation that it might not be the best idea to feed an animal its own parents before consuming it.
- 2. no reason for concern if your country is mystically protected by the Magic Meat Faeries of America; acronym, USDA.
- magazine
- 1. a periodical publication; all real magazines are published in New York City.
- 2. the ammunition packet of a firearm.
- magenta
- in printing, one of the three primary colors.
- magpie
- 1. a black and white bird.
- 2. a mulatto with better than average color fastness.
- mail order bride
- the new indentured servitude—3 years of blowjobs, backrides, and semi-courteous treatment of the groom’s friends buys any pretty Ukrainian or Southeast Asian girl American citizenship with a side of American divorce.
- majenta
- 1. in printing, a disingenuous shade of red.
- 2. descriptive n, meaning misspelling.
- 3. a gazette founded by the Devil.
- 4. dirty red.
- 5. a misconstrued love letter.
- male-slut
- a man with no scruples; a lucky son of a bitch.
- malicious
- aggressiveness in publicizing facts.