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- mammogram
- a vaudevillian revision of the telegram, considered offensive, in which the delivery person wears black face; the last recorded occurrence was a message Ted Danson delivered to Whoopie Goldberg.
- man
- a balding monkey.
- manager
- 1. self-absorbed pish-posh of a man or woman reeking of alcoholic pride and company thievery.
- 2. a slick back-talker; one paid to turn people against each other.
- 3. a cheerful and spry seminar hopping advisor constantly chanting something about there being no such thing as a stupid question.
- 4. one who, lacking all rudimentary skills for completing any type of work, is called upon to direct all types of work for others.
compare with micro manager. - managing editor
- one in which we observe the sublime nexus of manager and editor; see manager and editor.
- Manifest Destiny
- a theory that the property rights resulting of a long term free market struggle can be logically inferred in advance based on the variables x and y where x is how red one is and y is how many Winchesters to which one has access.
see also Eminent Domain. - marrying man
- one with the ability to compromise and apologize for compromising in the same instance.
- Mars
- Earth’s second nearest planetary sibling, fourth planet from the sun; mankind looks toward establishing a presence on Mars because it is theorized to be much more appropriate for human life than the Earth as the trees are already cut down and all species of animals are conveniently extinct.
- Martin Luther King Day
- a holiday popular in Arizona, by threat of national boycott, and in New Hampshire, as long as it’s not too closely associated with any black man in particular.
- Marx, Karl
- 1. yet another Prussian who tremendously influenced recent world history; see also WW I and Adolf Hitler.
- 2. the most widely known but least amusing Marx brother.