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M3
- masculism
- a path of hatred and division; the devotion of subjugation and drinking blood of the innocent.
compare with feminism. - master
- 1. the pretty bauble affixed to the end of a slave’s chain.
compare to slave. - 2. one who is the total authority in a given situation; e.g., “The coach sure is the master of the team.”
- masturbate
- 1. to cause pleasure by digital genital stimulation.
- 2. to write poetry; especially to read one’s own poetry in a coffee house.
- masturbation
- something that was exciting in the distant past.
- matrimony
- an early misstep in the eternal quest to build a better mantrap.
- MBA
- business acronym, Must Be an Asshole.
- mean
- asking your mother for change for that $20.
- memory
- the shade of an experience—haunting or fading in inverse proportion to the pleasure it brings.
- menopause
- the period in a woman’s life marked by the absence of same.