The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- nice
- at the mercy of others.
- niggah
- 1. a variation of the word nigger, said to be fair game for anyone of any ethnic background to use, given that one is in tight enough with the community in question.
- 2. just try it.
- 3. ghetto elitism all wrapped up in one dropped “er” sound; also nigga’, plural, niggaz.
- nigger
- 1. wait a second, weÂ’re working up the courage.
- 2. the ““n-wordâ€; with n being an unknown quantity in all equations.
- 3. a word which, when used by a black person, denotes camaraderie and deep social bonds and which, when used by a white person, has come somehow to denote the end of the world.
- 4. an English word among several hundred thousand others—perhaps if you took the time to learn a few more of the others, this one in particular would cease to be so fascinating.
- 5. oh, no.
- 6. one who takes things back; short for “renigger.”
- 7. a word among many others, such as spic, wop, kraut, fag, dike, whitey, chink, kike, etc, which ought to have lost its sting by the time of the death of one Jewish comedian called Lenny Bruce.
- 8. anything but Victor.
- nipple
- the implied proxy in all channel surfing, video games, and other lonely, button-based activities; the driving force behind all human technology.
- no
- 1. perhaps; maybe; convince me; you’re not trying hard enough.
- 2. an unacceptable answer.
- 3. yes.
more at yes. - nod
- 1. all that is required in satisfying one’s entire end of a conversation with talkative persons.
- 2. all that is recommended in satisfying one’s entire end of a conversation with armed authority figures.
- non sequitur
- the art of knowing precisely at what moment to describe an aardvark.
- non-alcoholic beer
- 1. an exercise in vulgar contradiction, bitter irony, and human frustration.
see also decaffeinated coffee. - 2. a beverage brewed and purchased specifically for getting rid of house guests and freeloaders.
- 3. starting at one or two in the morning, when turned so as to hide the label, an alcoholic’s iron pyrite.
- none
- describing an amount equaling half what one feels is one’s due; e.g., “The old lady ain’t giving me none.”