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obedience
a quality which delineates the finest of dogs and brides.
Objectivism
a modern theory of ethics stating that the highest moral value is to be found in the objective—best summed up by its anonymous antecedent: the ends justify the means.
see also objectivist and Ayn Rand.
objectivist
1. one who objects.
2. one who is objective to the point of becoming objectionable.
more at Objectivism.
oblige
to leave an opening or reveal a weakness; to empower another for the abuse of one’s trust.
obscure
1. majenta.
2. self-reference; as in a joke on a magazine in the magazine itself.
3. Ambrose Bierce’s “Devil’s Dictionary” published on such and such a date, later recalled by such and such Internet authors.
4. round about, unnoticed self-denigration.
5. Gwinnett.
odd
1. thinking twice about information received on mainstream television news.
2. thinking at all about the motives of one’s government.
3. asking what the price of an item is, and then choosing whether or not to buy the item according to the price.
official
1. fake; meatless; pretense of meaning or status; academic.
2. typed or printed, as opposed to handwritten.
old age
1. the nearly final stage of life, when a being is no longer capable of activity, apart from vocal criticism and unconscious manipulation.
2. the opposite of New Age, though equally vague and nonsensical.
more at New Age.
on the lam
fleeing to evade capture; not to be confused with the Scottish expression, “on the lamb.”

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