The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- onanism
- 1. the habitual touching of one’s self.
- 2. the habitual reading of one’s poetry.
- one-trick-pony
- 1. colloquial phrase used to describe anyone who is named Pauly Shore.
- 2. a consistently accurate label to place on those celebrities you find on the cover of “People.”
- 3. a consistently accurate label to place on most any celebrity.
- Onion
- a thing in many layers, all of which are identical in form and quality, ever diminishing in substance as you continue along.
- online privacy
- 1. the check is in the mail.
- 2. I love you.
- 3. I won’t come in your mouth.
- OPEC
- a wrestling maneuver in which a barbaric misogynist can secure in hand the testicles of a larger and more sophisticated opponent.
- open thread
- a blogosphere burnout mainstay which generously combines the sentiments, “I’ve got nothing,” with, “You jerks go ahead and fill up another page for my Google ads in the meanwhile, okay.”
- opening
- free Australian wine and crackers made of European chalk at the center of some sort of poorly decorated living room or another.
- oral sex
- 1. a friendly gesture.
- 2. an executive privilege.
- oreo
- derogatory term describing one who is black on the outside and fluffy and creamy on the inside.