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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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The Devil’s Dictionary X™

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orgasm
in men, a brief affectation of love; in women, an infrequent but somewhat more durable facsimile.
original
unwanted; unnecessary; extraneous.
original sin
the bitter and persistent aftertaste of knowledge.
originality
well disguised plagiarism.
Oscar
a golden bon mot that requires a production company to manufacture, an academy to deliver, a press to laud, a public to validate, and a lifetime to earn.
ostrich
a martial art form from the Chinese animal set, practiced frequently by politicians, businessmen and entertainers; the “Hide Head In Sand” technique must be mastered to the point of instinct.
overcrowded
1. any public bus, in any major city, the second it hits Chinatown.
2. the New Definitions page of this website.
ownership
an abandoned ship.
compare to friendship.

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