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passionate
1. immature; petty.
2. psychopathic; obsessive; dangerous.
passive-aggressive
an oxymoron; you would “think” so.
Passover
the holiday that appropriately reminds us of God’s attitude toward the children of non-believers.
patience
what one is encouraged to have while others enjoy what one has not.
patriot
literally, one who loves and supports his or her fatherland—hence the sweet and fitting Latin, pro patria mori; a notable rush of patriotism occurred in Europe c 1938 and a renaissance has finally made its way to the American shores.
see also the Patriot Act.
Patriot Act, the
1. the missing act in the American play; more at patriot.
2. a legal act to allow extended powers of warrant and interoperability to new and differing branches of law enforcement as well as to provide sufficient funds for the purchase of enough matches to cover every copy of the US Bill of Rights extant.
peace
the opposite of entropy; a system that exchanges no energy; death.
pedant
a political reformist whose chief goal is the lowering of the voting majority from 51% to 3%.
more at pedantic.
pedantic
courteous; helpful; friendly.
more at pedant.

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