The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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P3
- pedophilia
- the deviant and usually exclusive sexual desire for children—modern techniques for combatting pedophilia include adult women shaving their genitals as bald as 4 year-olds’ so as to confuse the pedophile into committing normal sexual intercourse—to what degree this confusion affects non-pedophiles remains to be scientifically determined.
- peer pressure
- to cause capitulation in another by a harsh and steady gaze.
- pen name
- a cynical attempt to improve one’s book sales through the adoption of a popular ethnicity or the masking of an unpopular one.
related term, stage name. - penis
- the prime ingredient in all Chinese pharmacology.
- Perfidy
- a girl’s name especially popular in New Mexico.
- performance review
- a corporate masturbation-vengeance fantasy wherein each employee’s secret ability to single-handedly support and save the company surfaces along side the less flattering revelations about co-workers.
- periodical
- a monthly publication describing in gruesome detail what kinds of tragedies have occurred as a result of various women’s monthly cycles taking hold; notorious headlines include, “It Could’ve Been Such a Fun Trip,” and, “Political Debate Leads to Liberal Man’s Balls on Flagpole—Republican Wife Shows No Remorse.”
- perl hacker
- hacker lite.
more at hacker. - persuade
- 1. to provide Rohypnol surreptitiously.
- 2. to display the rifling of one’s sidearm for intimate examination.
- 3. to encourage another to take your view by reminding him of something he told you which he wasn’t supposed to.