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- Sappho
- 1. a Greek poet of the isle of Lesbos who has had a great deal of influence on modern feminism.
- 2. a real pain the ass.
- Satan
- the antithesis to the almighty God of Abraham and Passover, whose unspeakable evils range from teasing Jesus to giving unsound dietetic advice.
- satire
- the clearing of one’s pipes—an intellectual replacement for a good nose blow, sneeze, orgasm, etc.
- satirist
- one who behaves as a Satyr.
see also satyriasis. - satisfaction
- Chinese food for the soul.
- satyriasis
- a medical condition causing an itch in constant need of scratching; psoriasis of the libido.
more at satyriasis. - scale
- minimum wage for actors, approximately 12 times the minimum wage for regular people having skills which society needs.
more at actor. - Scientology
- 1. a traveling sideshow based out of LA; Quakerism with a computer chip in its ass and a salesman on its breath; secular humanism wed to spiritism by a Catholic priest.
- 2. the religion of the irreligious; the faith of moviestars.
- 3. science and the suffix -ology mean approximately the same thing; proof that doubling a word can add to its impact; e.g., “dumb-dumb.”
- Scotland
- the land of saints—birthplace of Scotch.