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T3
- terrorist
- 1. a mass-murderer, arsonist, bomber, etc who has the convenience of a family or community to hide behind.
- 2. a family or community member that stands between a bullet and a mass-murderer, arsonist, bomber, etc.
- testicles
- an illegal substance in the marble neighborhoods of the District of Columbia.
- testosterone
- a thin chemical often compared with helium in that it’s the hot air which initiates the inflation and flight of the male ego.
- tetragrammaton
- the four letters spelling the unspeakable name of God, pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah depending upon how one prefers never to utter it.
- Tetris
- a type of Russian venereal disease.
- Texas
- the only foreign country the US has any real business bombing.
- thanatology
- the science of accelerating appointments with the Reaper via the whittling away of one’s given hours in endless revisions and preparations for said immutable tryst.
- Thanksgiving
- a holiday predicated on the prudence of thanking a rather unforgiving creator on a regular schedule regardless of there being anything remotely likely to be thankful for.
- therapeutically correct
- 1. bound by self-help shackles.
- 2. a bizarre language of selfishness—refusing to make reference of anything in the second or third person.
- 3. moping around with the weight of one’s therapist’s problems as well as one’s own.
- 4. beginning and ending every sentence with one’s irrational feelings on a matter.