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U2
- understanding
- polite; socialized.
- unemployed
- 1. dangerous; criminally insane; having no desire to get up at seven a.m. only to go home suicidally bored around dark, five days a week for fifty years straight; a dangerous cancer on society’s ass; a musician.
- 2. describing one whose credit and reputation at the taco truck within walking distance is of utmost importance for survival.
- 3. anyone who describes himself as “self-employed.”
- unemployment benefits
- 1. whereby job hunting is replaced with a couple of hours on hold to report a couple of ghost applications, per week, turned in to places one knows for a fact are not hiring.
- 2. monies which have been set aside from years of hardship in unsatisfactory conditions, in order to one day experience being turned down at retrieving those monies during hardship in unsatisfactory conditions.
- 3. a small percentage of the blood which has been taken out of one’s body over time, to be replaced upon approval minus another ten percent; this second round of blood letting is good-humoredly referred to as “income tax.”
- unflattering
- a common typo of unfaltering.
- Unix
- a self-administered combination depilatory and anti-lice cream.
- UNM
- Universidad de Nada Mas, Universidad Nada Mucho, et cetera.
- urban
- 1. the quality of being unable to build a fire.
- 2. the quality of being unable to plant a crop.
- 3. the quality of being unable to hunt or raise feed animals.
- 4. the quality of being unable to survive without a constant stream of support and materials from red states, for which Alec Baldwin, Madonna, Jackson Pollack, Windows 2000, and federal legislation regarding the price of milk are offered in trade.
- UrbanDictionary
- a lexicon based on a social theory that the walls of public restroom stalls should take a central role in the evolution of American English.
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- the Parent-Teachers Association.