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- US Constitution
- a document which has been sidestepped for so long, with such graceful ease as to bring Asia’s finest Aikido and Tai Chi practitioners to studying under American politicians.
- uterus
- 1. a place of incarceration where the promise of quick parole is overshadowed by the constant threat of the death penalty during the first half of the term.
- 2. the softest most luxurious prison; while there are many escapes on record, few men living ever get entirely away.
- utilize
- use; dialect of advertisers, journalists and assorted professionals who are naturally less endowed than than their right speaking peers; “utilize” is spoken aloud as a sort of oratorical Viagra.