The Devil’s Dictionary X™1,267 terms |
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- Venn
- a mathematical way of defining a person using the most realistic method, by the circles in which one moves.
- veterinarian
- a pussy doctor.
- Viagra
- 1. the beginning of the end of human existence; a way to trick evolution into destroying through genetics what warmongers could not destroy through the splitting of the atom; the trump card of phallocentricity; alt spellings, viarga, vi@gr@, v-i-a-g-r-a, and so on.
- 2. a potion meant to save humanity from an apparently imminent extinction brought about by the flagging frequency of sexual intercourse between senior citizens.
- Vichy
- a German breed of lapdog known for its ability to roll over.
- victim
- 1. a newly minted hero.
- 2. archaic usage, one who had been beaten, swindled; modern usage, one who has parents, went to public school, fell in love, or has been shopping.
- video store
- a noble business enterprise built on a long-established bedrock of American laziness, forgetfulness, and consequential tardiness in return.
see also, late fee. - violence
- 1. the last recourse of the idiot.
- 2. the initial course of the fit.
- virgin
- a young woman of remarkably poor looks living in a dry county.
- Virgin Mary
- a theory purporting a hymen can technically only be broken from the outside.