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W2
- weather man
- 1. a congenital liar.
- 2. a grinning dip-stick in the oil pan of local news.
- 3. a compulsive gambler whose only hope of ever winning a wager is to visit Las Vegas in mid-August.
see also weather girl. - web developer
- one who takes pornographic photographs of one’s girlfriends when they are drunk or sleeping and develops them to be posted online.
- webmaster
- 1. what dungeon masters whose friends have outgrown the third ruleset and moved on have taken to calling themselves.
- 2. friendless; dateless; hopeless.
- weed
- an undesirable plant of no value...say, that’s odd, it’s actually quite expensive around here.
- weekend
- the single benefit realized through the manifold interpretations of the Bible.
- weight lifter
- a 98lb weakling encased in creatine, ephedra, and the stink of inadequacy.
see also body builder. - wetback
- derogatory term for Mexican immigrants, referring to the midnight swim that once brought many across the Rio Grande into the US; the term is offensive and baseless however, as all are able to towel-off before they take an American’s job away.
- what
- once a proper interrogative, now used almost exclusively to express irritability, exasperation, or disgust.
- whatever
- 1. the definitive word for 21st century American culture, “Generation W.”
- 2. an internal sigh of submission; the appropriate attitude for maintaining one’s place of employment.
- 3. a passive-aggressive utterance which lashes out at an opposing point of view while attempting to eliminate the possibility of further discussion.