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- Norwegian
- tundra bunny; fish boiler; fjord monkey; ax chucker; Viking boy.
more at Swede. - nuclear bomb
- the most destructive force created thus far by mankind, excepting journalism.
- NRA
- a think tank which is employed for constitutional opinion by the Supreme Court.
- atheist
- one with an IQ exceeding 103.
- Kansas
- 34th American state, its name taken from the Kiowa word for “flaming sack of buffalo shit which threatens to drag down entire tribe.”
- Minnesota
- 1. a state famous for its unsavory timepieces.
- 2. birthplace of the MMPI—Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory—an exam used by corporations to bar employment from those with personal defects such as monophasic ethics.
- managing editor
- one in which we observe the sublime nexus of manager and editor; see manager and editor.
- Quantum Physics
- 1. the theory that reality is actually the result of an aggregation of observations, or what people as a whole would truly like to be the case; soon after this theory was made public, it was theorized that a large quantity of people actually wanted traditional physicists to quit their jobs, or jump off of very tall buildings in protest.
- 2. a lot of mumbo-jumbo about how looking at something changes what happens, backed up by oodles of math with one or two strategically placed smudges.
- never
- the time span between resolution and desperation.
- xenophobe
- one with a mortal fear of being anally penetrated by an extra-terrestrial.