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- Canada
- 1. the little known pivotal country on the “Axis of Evil.”
- 2. whom to blame if you end up with a quarter which your breakroom soda machine will not accept.
- 3. a former British colony which overfishes, deforests, pollutes, treats Native Americans Shabby with a capital “S,” and has a massive superiority complex; déjà vu.
- 4. a cheap alternative to Amsterdam.
- 5. a sort of late-comer to the modern day garden of Eden with a maple leaf substituting for fig and the Tree-of-Self-Congratulation standing in for the Tree-of-Knowledge.